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Post by Jassqtr on Jul 19, 2007 17:52:34 GMT 3
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I f@rt all the time, but they're silent, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've f@rted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and comeback and see me in a week." said the doctor
Next week the upset old lady marched into the Dr. office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm f@rting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?".
"Calm down" said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your nose, we'll work on your hearing."
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